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quote[0]="I don't know, I think Hermione does though, why don't you try her."
quote[1]="Yeah, and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis,'There's no wood,' honestly."
quote[2]="This is excellent! It's all your fault!"
quote[3]="\'Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?\'
\'Listening to the news,\' said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
\'Listening to the news! Again?\'
\'Well, it changes every day, you see,\' said Harry."
quote[4]="It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."
quote[5]="Aaah … pain beyond pain, my friends; nothing could have prepared me for it. I was ripped from my body. Less than spirit, less than the meanest ghost, but still, I was alive. What I was, even I do not know. I, who have gone further than anybody down the path that leads to immortality."
quote[6]="By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."
quote[7]="Accio brain!"
quote[8]="Well, he [Ron] can do it [save a goal] if he thinks no one is watching him. So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."
quote[9]="We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!"
quote[10]="For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do."
quote[11]="Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?"
quote[12]="Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."
quote[13]="Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."
quote[14]="I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."
quote[15]="Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good is it? I've tried a few simple spells myself and they've all worked for me. Nobody in my family's magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, it's the best school of witchcraft there is I've heard - I've learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough - I'm Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?"
quote[16]="Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"
quote[17]="Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
quote[18]="Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
quote[19]="Take Charms and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless."
quote[20]="It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."
quote[21]="There is no good and evil, there is only power...and those too weak to seek it."
quote[22]="Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
quote[23]="'Don't play.'
'Say you're ill.'
'Pretend to break your leg.'
'Really break your leg.'"
quote[24]="Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She, er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me... you'd think I'd said something terrible?"
quote[25]="Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh."
quote[26]="See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapour … I have form only when I can share another's body … but there have always been those willing to let me into their hearts and minds …"
quote[27]="Dad's reprinting! He can't believe it, he says people seem even more interested in this than the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks!"
quote[28]="Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?"
quote[29]="Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!"
quote[30]="Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"
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